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A Saturday morning cool breeze whispers through the trees Rain lightly pitter patters on the leaves The birds sing their sweet song   Welcoming me to this day I draw on a fine cigar and watch the smoke rise into the air A tiny copper urn receives its ashes A small tool shed is obscuredContinue reading “Peaceful”

At the end of June I had a stroke. I had not worked in a while and had no health insurance. I was not sure what I would do. Luckily Williamson County covered me. The first 6 months they took care of $20,000 in healthcare which covered all of my bills including my rehabilitation andContinue reading “No health insurance? My county takes care of me.”

Would be great to fuck them when they were 18. 10 Cybill ShepardPaulina PoriskovaLita FordCindy CrawfordSean YoungKate MaraScarlett JohansenKate UptonJeri RyanJennifer Connelly

I have been posting comics I find on the Internet for years. But I have never had this problem before. Facebook kept me from posting for three days. I couldn’t even post a like. I could understand if this was hate speech, but it seemed to be a harmless cartoon. I know some will cryContinue reading “Facebook Suspended Me for 3 Days”

… bribed Federales at the Corona Beach Club in Rosarita, Mexico. …slept in the Amsterdam Train Staion. …snuck down to the floor at a Pearl Jam concert. …had sex with a hooker. …won a Tae Kwon Do match. …scored 10 points in a YMCA basketball game. …took a piss in front of a police officer.Continue reading “I have…”

Mark Ramsey Technical Services/IT Manager Phone: 512.297.4121 Email: mail@markramsey.com Website: markramsey.com Summary: Managed website and computer systems for 5 years.  IT Director for 3 years. Computer sales for a year.  Managed website business for 3 years. Core Competencies: Oracle ERP, Goldmine, Peachtree, Highrise, Microsoft Exchange, Microsoft Project, Microsoft Office, Google Suite, FreshBooks Windows, Linux ProfessionalContinue reading “Resume”

First of all, I love YouTubeTV.  Local channels with some of my favorite cable channels for $50 a month.  They have me.  However, I do have a couple of problems.  You are supposed to be able to allow 6 family members to share YouTubeTV.  This does not work for me.  In addition, I purc hasedContinue reading “My Problems with YouTube.TV”

This is a takeoff of a pizza I used to make years ago at Pizza Inn.  I make it with lean ground beef, bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, hamburger pickles, yellow mustard and a cauliflower crust.  Start with a frozen cauliflower crust, which can be found at most grocery stores.  Spread yellow mustard on the crust. Continue reading “Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza”

I was having problems with an old Samsung tablet, so I thought I would upgrade.  A new Samsung was out of my price range, so I thought “I will give a Kindle Fire a try.”  I scooted over to Amazon and found a 32 Gig model and bought it.  Two days later I was excitedContinue reading “The Kindle Fire is a Shitpad”

Woke up tingling Confused and scared Frozen by fear Unsure of the future Knot in my stomach Breathing so rapid Anxiety so high Must get to bathroom I am going to die. Ambulance called Siren out loud Questions answered Strapped in the gurney Vomit from fear Joking to lighten Blood pressure rises Live afer all.Continue reading “Tingling”