… bribed Federales at the Corona Beach Club in Rosarita, Mexico. …slept in the Amsterdam Train Staion. …snuck down to the floor at a Pearl Jam concert. …had sex with a hooker. …won a Tae Kwon Do match. …scored 10 points in a YMCA basketball game. …took a piss in front of a police officer.Continue reading “I have…”
Author Archives: Mark Ramsey ™
Resume
Mark Ramsey Technical Services/IT Manager Phone: 512.297.4121 Email: mail@markramsey.com Website: markramsey.com Summary: Managed website and computer systems for 5 years. IT Director for 3 years. Computer sales for a year. Managed website business for 3 years. Core Competencies: Oracle ERP, Goldmine, Peachtree, Highrise, Microsoft Exchange, Microsoft Project, Microsoft Office, Google Suite, FreshBooks Windows, Linux ProfessionalContinue reading “Resume”
My Problems with YouTube.TV
First of all, I love YouTubeTV. Local channels with some of my favorite cable channels for $50 a month. They have me. However, I do have a couple of problems. You are supposed to be able to allow 6 family members to share YouTubeTV. This does not work for me. In addition, I purc hasedContinue reading “My Problems with YouTube.TV”
Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza
This is a takeoff of a pizza I used to make years ago at Pizza Inn. I make it with lean ground beef, bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, hamburger pickles, yellow mustard and a cauliflower crust. Start with a frozen cauliflower crust, which can be found at most grocery stores. Spread yellow mustard on the crust. Continue reading “Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza”
The Kindle Fire is a Shitpad
I was having problems with an old Samsung tablet, so I thought I would upgrade. A new Samsung was out of my price range, so I thought “I will give a Kindle Fire a try.” I scooted over to Amazon and found a 32 Gig model and bought it. Two days later I was excitedContinue reading “The Kindle Fire is a Shitpad”
Tingling
Woke up tingling Confused and scared Frozen by fear Unsure of the future Knot in my stomach Breathing so rapid Anxiety so high Must get to bathroom I am going to die. Ambulance called Siren out loud Questions answered Strapped in the gurney Vomit from fear Joking to lighten Blood pressure rises Live afer all.Continue reading “Tingling”
Mark Hamill Babysat Me
In 1973, I was living in Los Angleles and was 20 months old. My parents were going to a Christmaa party and needed a babysitter for me. My Mother’s friend Mary Jane offered a college friend to babysit me. That babysitter was the great Mark Hamill. When I was five I went to see myContinue reading “Mark Hamill Babysat Me”
Creating a Todo List Using Nightbot
We will modify a quote system to a todo list. Visit this website. Now rename the following commands in Nightbot. !quote to !todo !addquote to !addtodo !delquote to !deltodo !editquote to !edittodo Now you can access your todo list during your stream or from anywhere.
The Single Strangest Computing Day of my Life
Am I sinking into madness? I started using computers in 1976 at Elysian Park Elementary in Los Angeles. The days of that donated IBM machine and punch cards are still fresh in my mind. It started benignly at first, I was attempting to post an item to my PlayStation Community on the Android mobile appContinue reading “The Single Strangest Computing Day of my Life”
Best Way to Enjoy Movies and TV shows for Free
There are many ways these days to watch movies and TV shows for free. This is a list of some great options for classic and current films and TV shows. Pluto TV is a my go to option. Tons of Live channels and on demand films and TV shows. IMDB has some great films andContinue reading “Best Way to Enjoy Movies and TV shows for Free”