The Mike Ditka episode 89. Andre Rison, of course, thinks he’s the best. TO is now providing a nutritious breakfast. John, The Duke and I visit conveyor belt sushi. Ronnie Brown gets a new contract. Rickey WIlliams tries to rub people the right way. Travis Henry goes up the river for 3 years. Richard Jefferson pulls a DNP on his wedding day. Darren Hambrick likes rape!

John is late to episode 88, the cocaine and hookers show. We talk about the vomiting on the Michael Irvin reality show. Guest failure leads to bitter rambling. Martellus Bennett gives us the Black Olympics. Ocho Cinco wants to TWitter during games. And its a slow news week!

This week is the Dallas Cowboys player to be numbered later. Idiot John’s friend, Derek visits the show to do the three man weave. We discuss the baseball and cricket connection with the man from the emerald isle. We talk about Steve McNair’s unfortunate loss of connection with his mortal coil, that lady had crazy eye! Kobe Bryant calls the mayor Los Angeles an asshole. Tony Romo plays golf with Tiger Woods and loses in DC again.

This is the Butch Johnson episode. We talk about the celebrity holocaust, Michael Jackson (and a special joke from Idiot Mark), Farah Fawcett, Ed McMahon and the great Billy Mays. We showcase with our interview with Matt Iseman host of Sports Soup on the Versus Network. Matt answers all of our dumb questions and proves he’s a real sports fan, but we thought that was obvious, man. Please join us in our folly, and don’t be a wiseacre.

It’s the Kevin Ogletree Episode, yeah we don’t know who that is either. Another installment of your favorite hack fake internet sports radio show is ready for your approval. Serious Dave joins in on the skype. We talk Donte Stallworth and his troubles. Is Roy Williams the real deal? Will the Dallas Cowboys be a fantasy football disappointment? Listen three or four times, just to make sure you didn’t miss anything.

The Jay Novacek episode number. Idiot
John photoshops Dave Campo as a the
Keebler elf E.L. Fudge. He’s the most
consistent Dallas Cowboys coach of all
time. Is TO still in the top 10 of fantasy
football wide receivers? A showdown
of the minds proves to be a fruitless
effort. An adult video company wants
to advertise on the Texans, why not dildo
helmets? Idiot Mark reviews the new
comedy The Hangover. Please wear
protective gear while listening to this
show.

The Terry Glenn Episode – Check out
that hair. $60K for a seat next to
Laker’s Jack. Deangelo Hall’s video
game motivator. Bye bye Rodney. One
Night in Bankok, David Carradine
checks out in the worst of ways.
Blatant new website promotion and
Yahoo! sues NFL players.

Episode 82 – aka Jason Whitten.
Charles Barkley says numbnuts and
pussy on TNT. Larcher de Brito plays
tennis with a small dog. Fuck Brian
Stewart. We talk about the ten worst NFL
franchises. BREAKING NEWS: IT
Workers Are Best at Sex. Why are people
snorting Red Bull? Two Words: Bacon
Vodka.

We play a catchy hip-hop tune with Martellus Bennett providing some of the rap.  Jerry Jones names the stadium and demonstrates flexible sellouts.  Idiot John talks about his trip to New Orleans.  At the end of the show we’ve included the full version of Run Up by Yung Nino featuring Marty B and Trae D.

Martellus Bennett skypes in on the show, our first Dallas Cowboy and our favorite! Listen as our heros stumble over simple words and phrases, idiots. We have a tribute to Cinco de Mayo, talk about the Gumball Rally and is it too late to trade Dirk? Be sure to get a heaping helping of Pigskin this week!